This is the shirt that makes even a warm up feel like a mission, the one that teleports straight to the top of your drawer because it refuses to stay clean for more than a day. Pull it on and suddenly your body thinks it just received a WARNORD for an unexpected unit run you definitely did not agree to. Made from one hundred percent ring spun cotton, it is soft enough for daily punishment, team runs that turn into ego sprints, or those mornings when you stare at the alarm and ask yourself why you continue to reenlist in the suffering.
The fabric feels light, breathable, and comfortable enough to get you through push ups, conditioning drills, last man sprints, or the strategic slow walk to the coffee pot which qualifies as the daily CRP Caffeine Resupply Protocol. Double stitching reinforces the neckline and sleeves because if you are going to sweat through something, it might as well be a shirt that can survive contact with humidity, bad decisions, and the aftermath of a weekend ruck you swore you would never do again.
The shoulder to shoulder taping gives it a cleaner fit, and the quarter turned construction prevents that awful center crease that makes you look like you rolled straight out of basic training and have not been the same since. Sport Grey and Dark Heather options bring different textures and superior sweat camouflage, depending on how much cardio you are pretending you did. The white version arrives slightly off white which makes it look PBI pre broken in as if you have already completed a tour of duty in it. No questions asked.
This is the PT shirt for people who still take pride in effort, enjoy a little 20th swagger, and want something soft enough to wear on a rest day which usually involves absolutely no resting. It is perfect for the gym, morning runs, ruck marches, or giving off the illusion that you are about to lead a formation even when you are just walking the dog at a tactical pace.
Mil Specs
• Soft ring spun cotton rated for prolonged exposure to sweat, sadness, and leadership’s fitness initiatives
• Double stitched durability able to withstand repeated NGSF No Good Sensible Fitness cycles
• Clean shoulder to shoulder fit engineered for signature reduction when passing the Sergeant Major without making eye contact
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
