This is the kinetic neckwear your four legged battle buddy has been waiting for since the first time they watched you limp home from drill weekend and drop your kit like an exhausted S4 clerk after inventory. Now they finally get their own piece of operator swagger, a morale boosting force multiplier that turns any living room or backyard into a full spectrum battlespace. Built from durable polyester duck fabric, it shrugs off mud, zoomies, couch guarding ops, and any rogue squirrels that trigger your dog into launching a unilateral kinetic action without S3 approval. The one sided print stays sharp while the adjustable collar with its buckle keeps everything locked in even when your pet decides a moving leaf requires a rapid reaction force. With 4 size options, it fits everything from the tiny covert asset who thinks they run the house to the full size animal who is absolutely convinced they could pass selection if the cadre would just give them a waiver for vibes. Machine washable construction ensures it survives puddles, snack ambushes, yard patrols, and whatever mystery debris your furry teammate drags home from their evening recon. This is not a cute accessory. This is a statement of allegiance from the unofficial morale officer of 20th Group who will wear it with pride and crumbs.
